undress-thebarbiee:

Girls Have 3 Types of Panties

• period panties
• chillen panties
• and im about to get me some dick panties

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illea:

i called my grandpa to wish him a happy 69th birthday and he said, “I skipped straight to 70. I don’t do 69 anymore, I’m too old to bend that way” and started laughing hysterically

grandpa

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whorville:

To instantly make your brownies into weed brownies bake them at 420°

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acomas:

my hobbies include eating and complaining that i’m getting fat

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gnarly:

circumcising:

what did people even wear in 2008

apple bottom jeans and boots with the fur 

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bigstupidbaby:

“hey baby i got us a bottle of wine” you say. the baby stares back at you confused. why are you giving a baby alcohol. you are disgusting

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