itsvondell:

i keep thinking about how 9 in the afternoon is not a time that exists

(via leviaphat)

bondoge:

i have this disease where im completely aware that im annoying but i have absolutely no way to stop myself

(via l0ve-save-the-empty)

foodtrucker:

I’m really dreading the day I turn 18 cause I will no longer be the dancing queen, young and sweet only seventeen

(via hate)

fake-mermaid:

if u dont give me ur wifi password when i come to your house i will never come to your house again

(Source: fake-mermaid, via hate)

jennehbear:

i’m forever stuck between wanting to discover loads of new music and wanting to listen to the same 4 albums over and over again

(via poundmypoundcake)

forgetandfollow:

 

the-chubby-nerd:

I don’t care who you fucking think you are:

If a kid wants to show you something they’re proud of, you better fucking act impressed

I don’t care if it’s a small score on a video game or a piece of art made of nothing but blue paint or even a fucking fake burp
You better fucking act like you just saw Jesus materialize out of thin air.

(via shuty0urwhoremouth)

rosaparking:

so there i was fapping to the discovery channel

(via satanlivesinsideme)